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Chaotic Stupid

A character in Dungeons & Dragons games with a "Chaotic Evil" alignment, played poorly and to the detriment of the game, usually resulting in the deaths of the character and his allies.

(See also: Lawful Stupid)
Chaotic Stupid Player: I kill the girl.

DM: ...Why?

Chaotic Stupid Player: Because I'm evil.

DM: Okay, you murder the little girl in front of everyone to show how totally badass and evil you are. The militia charge you down and kill you.
by Yorenaymkantbiblanc August 14, 2010
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Chaotic Bisexual

A chaotic bisexual is a bisexual who cant handle their hormones when they find an attractive person.

(I am a Chaotic Bisexual RIP)
Dean gasped at the cute guy he just saw, and minutes later he did the same for a cute girl and cant control himself.
His friends call him a Chaotic Bisexual based on how he acts
by lolxdrip April 16, 2019
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Chaotic Machete

When the male penis becomes uncontrollably erect after the feeling of victory or pride, primarily because a video game.
The gamer got a chaotic machete after he got a victory royale on Fortnite with his duo partner.
by Skinny McDougal January 27, 2020
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Chaotic Sex Appeal

when a persons chaos becomes so chaotic it turns into massive sex appeal. most commonly found when a girl has a nerf gun.
Trey: *sees a girl on a golf cart with last nights make up, a nerf gun, and no shoes* “now THAT’s some chaotic sex appeal.”
by dunkinexpress August 12, 2020
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Chaotic academia

An aesthetic that involves haphazard routines and messy habits, similar to dark academia but more relaxed
by Kaz00 April 16, 2022
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Chaotic Stupid

A D&D (or other similar system) character who uses their chaotic alignment (usually chaotic neutral) as an excuse to do whatever they want, even if it's obviously a lethally bad idea, will piss off the other players, is extremely out-of-character, or a combination of the three.
DM: You see a large corridor with a desk at the end.
Player 1: Whose desk is it?
DM: The nametag on the door behind you said "Planetar General".
Player 2: I shit on the desk.
Player 1: Dude no don't you'll get us killed.
DM: Are you sure you want to do that?
Player 2: My character is chaotic neutral, and as such would do this very stupid thing for the sole reason of causing chaos, regardless of consequences or how anyone else would react.
Player 1: More like Chaotic Stupid.
by alternateolympus October 30, 2023
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Chaotic Good

An alignment out of the 9 Dungeons and Dragons alignments that focuses his or her's life on doing what they believe is right and wrong. They'll bring peace safety, tranquility, and most importantly freedom across society.
Mario: So Mark what's your D and d alignment,
daniel: Chaotic neutral

Selena: Lawful; good
Mark: Chaotic good, sick of this stupid system knowing so much about treating people differently instead of the same with kindeess and respect.
by EarthMania12 April 6, 2021
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