Channing Tatums

Tater tots smothered in chipotle and served smashed, via a hammer (to exemplify how retarded Channing Tatum is).

Dude, I could go for some Channing Tatums right now.

by theretardedchef March 07, 2011

Channing Tatum

A very ugly man who makes your eyeballs want to bleed.

P1: Who is Channing Tatum?

P2: Check the definition on urban dictionary

by Fiona rosesky April 15, 2020

Channing Tatum Syndrome

When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".

"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."

"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."

by LouisColling October 04, 2011

channing the tatum

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

by VonComedy June 13, 2014

Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

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Person 343: Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

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Person 343: Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025