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An actor/model known for his "questionable" sexuality and for his bizarre jaw that looks like that of a bull terrier. Teenage girls with an IQ below 85 are known to be very obsessed with him and often say things about him being so "HOTT!!!" on their Myspace profiles and via IM.

Stupid Girl: OMG Channing Tatum is lik so hawt I want to marry him and have his babies <3 <3 <3
Smart Girl: OMG you have an IQ of 60. Your too stupid to even realize that he is into guys not women.

channing tatum by footballer7022 August 21, 2006

Channing Tatum Syndrome 

When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".

"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."

"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."

Channing Tatum Syndrome by LouisColling October 4, 2011

channing the tatum 

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

channing the tatum by VonComedy June 13, 2014

Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. 

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Person 343: Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. 

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Person 343: Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Channing all over your Tatum

Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.

youtube "Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 1: “I see a pretty lady all across the bar, she’s smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know I want to Channing all over her Tatum”

Example 2: “If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"

Channing all over your Tatum by LoSho March 5, 2013

Channing All Over Your Tatum

Whatever the hell you want it to mean. It's not dirty. It's just the name of famous movie actor Channing Tatum.

I'm on ubran dictionary lookin' up some slang, I come across the meaning for KD Lang, and guess what, I wanna Channing all over your Tatum

Channing All Over Your Tatum by The Cunt Brothers June 19, 2013