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A super horny girl that sweet talks her way into your backseat and smack your balls around like roody poo ass nigga. Likes to be on top, after which she'll beg you to do the White Dragon. Will usually drink until she can't stand up and might possibly throw up all over your belongings. Typically is challenged in bike riding!
Man, my roomate is such a Channing. Doo doo head dummy.
by Lindsey7777 March 1, 2008
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A very smart girl who is popular with other girls. She is very sweet funny and very helpful. She won't lie to you but will tell you the truth. She can give you lots of advice if you ask. She's happy every day.
Channing can help you.
by Definition of Names January 10, 2017
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Channing
A guy, who is a complete dick. Likes guys named Matt, and tend to hit on girls. When asked if they've seen the movie "Gay People Say No", he always responds with "No". Even when he understands the joke.

He has a girlfriend, but he just uses her as a walk-in closet.

He's also great friends with rapists, and enjoys sucking dick in spare time, just to make friends.
Amelia: Channings walking down my street
Me: hurry, throw some porn out there to scare the gay away!
by story telling foo January 19, 2009
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God damn, these new cordoroys are channing something fierce.
by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005
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Channing is a small town where the oulettes fly from down south in the spring to enjoy and get there food from the garabage dump. Channing is also known for its lake located in the middle of the town where also the oulettes go to feed on the fish. Channing is also a beautiful community filled with the gabors. The oulettes usally hang out out with the gabors in channing and using mating calls which tend to repeat.
Going to the garbage dump in channing
Channing. I grew up there good place good place
by workerboy September 24, 2011
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verb. when someone constantly one-up people. & exaggerated on everything s/he does and says.
her: i got a new hat :)
him: well i got 3 beenies & a snapback the other day.
her: quit channing.

her: i've always wanted to go to hawaii
him: i go to hawaii every summer

her: your just channing
by thissapplesauce July 15, 2011
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1. (v) the act of drug dealing in exchange for something... favorite clients tend to be hot girls (intentional?)

2. (n) a drug dealer with a hot "assistant" who "forces" the money out of unwilling customers

3. (adj) under-aged
1. He CHANNINGED the moms at the supermarket.

2. By not paying The CHANNING I get to fool with this hot girl again? Why do I even keep my job if being in debt has benefits?!

3. I don't think they'll let me into this club, I'm CHANNING ...quick give me your fake mustache! (real experience. word usually describes someone who is also a dumbass)
by Prof. Cann A Bis April 15, 2009
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