Chaldean Shower

When a Chaldean person dumps an entire bottle of Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, or Polo cologne on themself before going out, so as to not have to shower on a daily basis.

Yo, bro you smell that? Someone definitely took a Chaldean shower.

by Phil Accio February 20, 2009

The Chaldean Effect

When a hard working immigrant, Chaldean in particular, comes to the United States, makes money, and then proceeds to spoil their kids, creating the biggest douche-bag possible that personifies every negative aspect of American lifestyle, with an emphasis on greed and being flashy.

1. Dude, Jamil has really nice parents, why is he such a douche-bag?

Chaldean Effect, bro.

2. Hey did you hear Chalad's family is losing their 8,000 sq ft. house? They had a Hummer, a Mercedes, a party store, and 300 cell phones, thought they were rich?

Nah, just flashy. The Chaldean Effect.

by Mitch Walsh May 18, 2011

chileans

a pural name for chilean

those chileans have so much pride for there country of chile

by grapepicker9 July 25, 2006

rich chaldean

Rich chaldeans where they only have new cars and Mercedes and bmws and foreign cars with loui Vuitton bags and huge houses

Alright let’s go I’n my mclaren . We’re rich chaldeans

by MAYBACH October 29, 2017

Chaldean Time

The Theory Of Chaldean Time is an idea that Chaldean Catholics has difficulty reading clocks, both digital and analog clocks. The theory was descovered when a Chaldean got to a party that was supposed to start at 7:00 at 7:45, and was early to the party. Below is an approximate estimation of Chaldean time.

If a party starts at . . . then it really starts at 7:00 . . . 8:00 7:30 . . . 8:40 and so on

The second part of the theory states that Chaldean will make up for the time missed at the end of the party but having the party last longer than usual. For example, a party is supposed to end at 10. The Chaldean will say "o.k. its 10:00, time to go." However the Chaldean will talk to his fellow Chaldean for an hour or two in front of the front door before finally leaving the house.

Fady: Bro what time does Leath's party start at.

Bassam: 8 o'clock

Fady: O.k. i will pick u up at 9:15 and we will roll together

Bassam: ok, thats hadeed. That is on time for chaldean time

by boater4life April 21, 2009

Chaldean

We are not Arabs Stop Calling Us arabs. Chaldeans Speak Aramaic that is there original language we are the orginal inhabitiants of Iraq orginally called mesopotamia. We are a minority among Arabs. We are Roman Catholics. Arabs killed most of our people and forced many to convert we are not arabs!!! Some chaldeans may speak arabic only because they were raised around arabs and there culture. Just like when the white people came and took this land from the native americans. the same thing happened in the middle east we are the original inhabitiants of that land. There is good and bad in all people there good arabs and bad arabs good jews and bad jews good christians and bad christians. Stop being prejiduice and stop judging an entire race on a few people's actions everyone is different when you judge everyone on the actions of a few you are prejudice. Stop hating each other just live life in peace.

chaldean, chaldeans, iraq, michigan, roman catholic, catholic

by kevinjoseph August 30, 2007

chadenski

Chadenski - adjective or noun
1. The act of being or becoming a total chad

2. The act of acting as if a chad

Quandale was going total Chadenski to his girlfriend yesterday.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023