Chairanoia

A feeling of fear and paranoia while riding an exposed chairlift at a ski resort. The sensation resembles fear of heights or vertigo. It often induces feelings of queasiness in one's stomach, and in severe cases, it has been known to induce weenie tickle. Chairanoia can happen to anyone, including experienced skiers who are extremely stoned or suffering from a bad case of hangxiety.

Dude, I can't pull tubes before skiing at Jackson. Going over those cliffs on the Sublette lift gives me mad chairanoia.

by theycallmebfp March 6, 2017

chairass

Having one's ass stuck to a chair
or in bumble foots song chairass

Jerry has such a chairass!

have you heard the solo in bumble foot's song chair ass?

by namino neitou sama August 28, 2007

Chakira

Chakira Is a very strong independent and smart young lady , Chakira tends to speak her mind a lot but always mean well , Chakira also has a very beautiful smile that everybody loves to see and when she's not around they miss her smile

Friend : has anybody seen Chakira

Friend : No but I Miss Her Smile

by Bryan Juarez March 15, 2017

El Chavira

The Chavira (like a fighting chicken or something) A firefighter short and stocky in stature but loyal and helpfull as can be to his brothers. When put in stressful situations he takes the form of a large fighting chicken.

"El Chavira" loyalty respect cockfighting

by Adaptan Overcome February 22, 2013

Chavira

When you want to buy something real bad but you're too afraid of your wife to tell her so you lie to her and tell her you won it in a raffle.

"Kenny, I want to buy this badass mountain bike but my wife won't let me."

"That's easy. Just pull a Chavira and tell her you won it in a raffle."

by Stu & Kenny January 4, 2012

Chamira

A cool kid with 3 awesome friends ,1 awesome best friend and awesome personality.She will blow your mind with her smarts and talents.You ever disrespect her you sleep.She cant dance . However also has an amazing voice like god knows what

Everyone should be like chamira

by Chamira October 22, 2014

Chairass

When you sit on a chir so long your ass starts to hurt. All your friends laugh at you because of this.

Josh: "Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice today?"
Kyle: "I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!"
Josh: "hahaha! You fail at life!"
Kyle: "Um... remember how you got chairass last week?"
Josh: "*cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?"

Kyle: "Haha I think that you fail more than I do"

Josh: "My ass still hurts."
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* "Ow-mine too!"

by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009