Chag

The term "Chag" refers to quite simply a cigarette or a cigarillo. This slang term is found mostly across the United States and Canada.

- How you might here the word used -

Professional Context:

Steve: I think I lost my pack of chags.
Rob: Here i'll give you mine.

Unprofessional Context:

Scott: Bro i'm finna bout to rip a chag come gimme a light.
Dylan: Here! (Passes BIC Lighter)

by vincenzoeugenio December 27, 2014

Chag

To slap someone so hard in the face with your erect penis, that everytime they blink they see the silhouette

Rory wants to chag niamh
Rory chagged niamh so hard she could see his dick everytime she closed her eyes

by Mrs Sleeves English Class January 24, 2017

Chag

Choke and gag

I like to make her chag when receiving felacio!

by MurelMd September 14, 2010

chags

n. Actually an acronym, it stands for "Crabs, Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis" and is the mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. Contraction essentially equals total genitalia necrosis. Common carriers include crack Ho's, aspiring metrosexuals, niggra'z, and poo pipe perpetrator's. The New England Journal of Medicine states that any and all pharmacological research for cures is pointless. Uber suffering of rectal cheese wire face and the Vader Helmetwith this disease is inevitable.

I dumped my fiancé at the alter, when I noticed she had some sort of cottage cheezy, smegma-dripping stanky chunky puddle of regurgitated afterbirth running out of her vagina, which turned out to be CHAGS. She spontaneously combusted from it 10 minutes later.

by Phenolic December 2, 2003

Chag

a kind of projectile vomit that spews out of the mouth in an arced type format. Often induced by over drinking or over eating.

Invented by L.Taaffe

That drunk bitch just chagged all over my shoes!

Whenever I see that ugly guy i want to chag.

I'm so hungover, but last night was chagtastic!

by awesomepossume123 April 17, 2010

Chag

The act of putting something (maybe food or drugs) on your genitals in order to attract an organism to indirectly give you sexual pleasure by taking the said substance.

Yo, modeman was just telling me how he chagged his dog with peanut butter. Incredible.

by small asian penis May 2, 2019

CHAGS

stands for "C"limidia, "H"erpys, "A"ids,
"G"hanaria, and "S"yfailis.

yo man what is your damage! you nailed that girl, she has CHAGS. you are some kind of ass clown.

by treovor langley October 17, 2004