For certes

A shortened version of for certain. Almost wiggerish in it's tone.

It's spelling comes from the speech of Gonzalo in Act 3 Scene 3 of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" - "For, certes, these are people of the island—"

"Yo mate you want to hit up H-Town to cruise for bitches?"
"For certes mate"

by Slim Jim 3:16 January 14, 2008

cert

Correctional Emergency Response Team

Active the CERT Team we have a Riot.

by Yourused October 20, 2007

cert

Depending on the circumstances, a short form for
1) A certificate
2) A concert
3) Certain

1) did you pick up your cert from the gym?
2) Did you go to Enrique's cert?
3) So Bush won again? I thought Kerry was a cert...

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

cert

To certify or to show off something for example your wealth.

Damn these new loafers I bought cert my pocket.

by Forces July 20, 2006

Cert

Irish slang
Short for certainly

"You going out tonight"
"Cert lad"

by Paudy June 12, 2019

Junior Cert

A useless test taken by all Irish teenagers halfway through secondary school. It involves learning a tonne of shit that you'll forget when you're 18 like everything else at school, only in this case the result has no effect whatsoever on your later life.

Kid: Why do we have to study so hard?
Teacher:It's all going to show up in the Junior Cert.
Unfortunately the conversation ends here as nobody has enough balls to say,'why the hell do we do the Junior Cert?'

by DaMan1997 September 21, 2011

leaving cert

The last exam you'd take in an Irish secondary school that if u try to study for you'll turn from looking 17 to 42 years old, completely f*cks up your sleeping cycle and you'd be lucky to survive.

Jaysus did ye see Aoife after she did her leaving cert, she looked a f*ckin state, she did !

by Alwaysonfleek;) April 29, 2016