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Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
by DudeA December 7, 2009
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Human Boobi-centipede

The moment when several females (most of the time strippers) give a motorboat to and equivalent number of male. Each Female after a certain time (30 sec to couple minutes) will have to move to her right in an orderly fashion so that every male of the group is motor boated by every girls.

In the end it does look like a centipede of boobs moving.

first invented in Budapest @ P2 Club in 2014 by a group of french lads.
Hey Peter what should we do for Sam stag do we 12 and don't have a good group activity ?

Well, let's organize him an Human Boobi-centipede at the strip club for him

Awesome idea can't wait to see 24 boobs !
by Wilbaune September 18, 2014
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centifeeter

a hunndred foot penis.
Bill:Yo how big is joes penis?
Bobo:A centimeter!
Bill:Whoa thats microscopic!
Bill:What about Garys and lucas?
Bobo:Only a centifeeter!
by Gary S. and Lucas M. January 10, 2008
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Centipede Fingers

The ability to type at 100 words per minute or greater. Also associated with the chatter from the keyboard on someone who can type ridiculously fast
Joe has centipede fingers. "Hey Joe take it easy on your keyboard with those centipede fingers of yours."
by yungott March 25, 2016
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centimeter-peter

That dude has a centimeter-peter!
by SheyVonna May 30, 2006
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centimetre perfect

When something is executed with legendary precision.
Steve bounced the beer pong ball off Dave's forehead into his beer cup as he was drinking it. It was centimetre perfect.
by ThePongChamp March 10, 2016
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centipede dick

A dick that curve in multiple directions
Damn you fucked a guy with a centipede dick
by Juan cent June 8, 2018
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