cell phone salute 

When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.

"Dude i didn't know you were a Nazi."

"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"

cell phone salute by SixStringSaint August 17, 2009

Cell Phone Sex

When your cellphone vibrates and you stick it up your vagina . Pretty much having sex with your phone .

A: Wow, what vibrate setting is your phone one? B: High A: That`s the best for cell phone sex.

Cell Phone Sex by ohheygirlhey May 14, 2010

cell phone schizo

Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.

Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.

cell phone schizo by flogger up January 13, 2010

Cell Phone Silverware

The act of placing your smartphone next to your plate at dinnertime, whether actually texting someone or not, with the intention to brag about your smartphone, or because you feel the need to check the time every 3 minutes. Usually this is done by people of 16-25 years of age.

As if they had all previously agreed they'd do it, everyone at the table pulled out their Iphone 27s' and Droid R2-D2s, waved them around to let everyone know they had them, and set them down at the table to use for Cell Phone Silverware. The two crack heads in the corner were the only one's using them, and were checking the time every minute.

Cell Phone Silverware by TheunknownXD April 3, 2013

2 cell phone shawty 

A girl and/or woman who is about her business and uses one phone for personal matters, whilst the other is used to slang drugs

"it's hard to find decent girl drug dealers man"

"what do you mean, Jenna is definitely a 2 cell phone shawty

2 cell phone shawty by swisherbishop June 6, 2016

cell phone snobbery 

A flip phone? Seriously? Did the welfare check not come in

Kyle is displaying cell phone snobbery in this conversation:
"Jackie, your phone sent me that message like 4 times"

"Sorry Kyle, your phone sends me duplicates pretty frequently though too"

"It's totally your phone, Jackie. It only happens with you. Your phone is totally ghetto. Do you drink your OE while talking on it?"
"Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you."Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you.

cell phone snobbery by Jackie826 January 15, 2011

cell phone snobbery 

An extension of the total technology snob, an elitist cell phone owner who engages in conversation to poke fun or put other, less fortunate (or less technologically advanced) cell phone owners down. This is someone who frowns upon conventional cell phones and requires a smart phone as a part of their daily life. This is your friend who would rather commit harry carey rather than be seen talking on a flip phone (or heaven forbid, a pay phone).

Cell phone snobbery may include, "Did you see that mall skank talking on her motorola razor? She totally works at Walmart" or "that blackberry is soooo 2009, what are you? an accountant?"

cell phone snobbery by jackieo826 January 17, 2011