celeron 

Cheapest intel CPU and quite bad. Later generations are still as bad as eating actual dogs.

"Hey! I got a Celeron G3950!"
"Meh. I have a Pentium G4560 and a i7-7700k."
"But I paid with 900 dogs!"
"You are still eating cat food, cats and RAM. A i3-530 could demolish it"

celeron by WhyDoTheseExistNow March 28, 2017

celeron 

although a low end intel processor, a celeron has the best overclocking capabilities than any processor.

i just overclocked my cheap celeron, now its better than yours.

celeron by elementalistic9 August 22, 2004

celeron 

A low end Intel processor. The celeron is specifically designed for cost efficiency and extreme reliability.

My webserver has a celeron IV and has been up for over 150 days.

celeron by someone October 6, 2003

Celeron 

Derived from the ultra-cheap Intel Celeron processors used in numerous Windows and Chrome OS Crapbooks with slow performance, a celeron is a stupid or slow-witted person.

"Marjorie Taylor Greene is a celeron."

Celeron by Kallofox October 19, 2024

Celeron Syndrome 

The insanity one is driven to when they use a slow device. e.g. one with an Intel Celeron Processor

My god, Jeremy's PC gives me Celeron Syndrome

Celeron Syndrome by LlamaFluff November 29, 2015

celeron dual core 

A dual core version of the Intel Celeron

The processor in my computer has an Intel Celeron Dual core

celeron dual core by ZombieHerobr1ne November 13, 2014

Celeron Square 

Pot holes, paper thin walls, and a staff dedicated to making living conditions miserable.

Celeron Square is a carnival.

Celeron Square by ThirstyCat March 8, 2011