celebrinaut

a term used to describe the rising tide of "fake" celebrities. Folks like Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Kim Kardashian et.al. who are not famous for anything in particular other than being famous. Pronounced Celebri-NOT the term is ironic in that it evokes real professions like "astronaut", but implies that these attention whores are "not" celebrities but are trying really hard to become ones.

Paris Hilton wishes she was a celebrity, but she is a celebrinaut.

by Jeremy Gold March 19, 2008

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities

When you just don't care if you clog the vote section, so you attempt to put stuff only you know about on Urban Dictionary.

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

"I hate Brian Reese. He's super fat and ugly, and I don't like him at all, ew retard alert XDD"
"Ayy Double Slash is a beast yo he finna flex that YouTube bank on y'all"

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by Double Slash June 14, 2018

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

the urban dictionary will reject words that are jokes

the urban dictionary said We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

Celebritits

One's way of describing the spotting of a female celebrity displaying a deep cleavage.

Steve: "So, did you end up going to the Oscars?"
Glenn: "Yes, I did"
Steve: "How was it?"
Glenn: "Well, it was horrible but at least I got to see a lot of celebritits"

by Slim "P" May 18, 2010

celebritize

The act of making an average Joe (or Jane) a celebrity.

Going on a reality show one way that a person will try to celebritze themselves.

The show "The Apprentice" managed to celebritize Omarosa.

by Angela McCaskill May 6, 2008

celebritney

A famous person who destroys their fan base by acting like a complete loser.

The prom queen became a celebritney when the nude pictures hit the internet. Or Lindsey Lohan is pulling a celebritney.

by S. Wmson October 21, 2007

celebrian

Either:
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.

"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)

by Badfic Addict December 30, 2007