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cannibalism

A very popular sport invented in Cambodia in 1924 to solve their overpopulation problem. The European occupation helped it spread to Britain, but was soon banned in both lands due to Cambodian dictatorship and British protest (King George III was nearly eaten by the Duke of York).

It is still practiced by Cambodian tribes, and is pressured to become an Olympic sport.
My Cambodian friend, Xiao Dong, likes to play cannibalism with my family, but every time we play one of my relatives goes missing....
by Invader Zimbabwe March 11, 2011
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galactic cannibalism

The most common result of the gravitational merger of two or more galaxies is an irregular galaxy of one form or another, although elliptical galaxies may also result. It has been suggested that galactic cannibalism is currently occurring between the Milky Way and the Large and Small Magellanic Clouds.
Galaxies swallow each other like a cannibal hence galactic cannibalism
by Ravenalien September 24, 2014
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Sexual Cannibalism

Friend 1: I totally ate her out last night
Friend 2: Cool bro
Friend 1: I cooked it to perfection

Friend 2: …
Friend 1: What? It’s just Sexual Cannibalism

Friend 2: *Calling Police*
by Darth Tellectus April 20, 2020
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Battery Cannibalism

1. The act of borrowing fresh batteries from one working device to power that of another. 2. The act of swapping the good batteries from a working device with the dead batteries of another device in order to use the device that originally contained the dead batteries.

Most often practiced with AA or AAA batteries in remote controls. 9 volt battery cannibalism is extraordinarily cruel due to the expense and lack of extra 9 volt batteries in the home.
When Kyle swapped the good batteries from the living room TV remote with the dead ones from his bedroom remote, he was practicing Battery Cannibalism.
by Wizzardfan August 6, 2011
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cannibalism

The act of eating another person of same species...or Shia LaBeouf
You're looking for your car,

But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!

My god, there's blood everywhere!
Cannibalism
by wow bro, really? May 28, 2015
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Anal Cannibalism

When two or more humanoids face one another back to back, spread their cheeks exposing their crevices, and force their exits to kiss passionately.
I better not wipe today, cuz if I'm lucky tonight Sally and I are going to get our anal cannibalism on.
by peeinmybutt February 16, 2006
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cannibalism

Oh I'm starving and there is no food and shelter around here, only people....maybe I can resort to cannibalism eat them and make a house of 1,000 corpses
by Bar'-ry March 11, 2008
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