catloaf

A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. More specifically, laying with all four paws tucked under the body. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick. The Catloaf is not to be mistaken for a monorail, which is similar, except that the cat's head would be laying down, chin on floor.

*My cat is sitting with all four paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is sitting Catloaf style, with all four paws under his body.

by melissa*f March 31, 2008

Carlos Santana

Easily one of the best guitarists around. Plays with such ease, skill and passion you might even forget it's all on an electric guitar. Known for his signature piercing sustains. Really kicked off his career when he played at Woodstock. Since then he has had a varied career. Re-booted his career in 1999 with the release of Supernatural.

Abraxas & Supernatural. By Carlos Santana.

by Not Eric Clapton October 8, 2008

Gay Carlos

Pulling the victim card when losing an argument. When not having anything meaningful to contribute to an argument, a person pulling a gay Carlos will actively try to get that person demonetized or deplatformed. The lowest form of human life.

Carlos Maza pulled a gay Carlos on Steven Crowder. Fuck gay Carlos

by Lenny Da Lunchman June 5, 2019

Carlos Silva

Silva is as a member of the M’s starting rotation. This is what $12 million gets you in the majors these days. 7.36 Era, just losses, while you dont have a consistent or a more complete depth to replace him, and when you start winning as a team you just have to stand the bad games he puts, so in essence you’re stuck with him.

"Game 13, started by the unlucky Carlos Silva"

by Jasher May 2, 2009

Carlos Barat

Singer/Songwriter of British band The Libertines. He is a fabulous musician, and his interviews are usually quite insightful. He is intelligent. And fucking hott. Is said by many LJ-Junkies to be a raging homosexual with his former bandmate Pete Doherty whom he has had an intense love-hate relationship with, but nonetheless, Carl is a sex god who had decided to move on in his career.

Yeah, The Libs broke up. I hope I'm not the only one who hopes that Pete and Carl will make up someday. In the meantime, Carl, who has the most beautiful ass I have ever seen, signed with another label and is supposedly forming another band..hmmm

by stray April 13, 2005

Juan Carlos

If you ever meet a Juan Carlos, odds are you will fall in love over a period of six months. Give him a chance and don't give up. He is worth it! He will fuck up numerous of times but that's in his character. Once you win his heart, it is the most beautiful, caring, lovable heart you will ever see glips of. Caution! He is charming with his wit and has quite the sliver tongue, but his soul is as good as it gets. You will have to laugh at his jokes and make him feel like he's the only man on earth, but the reward is like no other.

He's an amazing man and a wonderful specimen you will forever want to keep him close in your life, as a lover or friend, watch out ladies you'll never find another like a Juan Carlos.

Juan Carlos self titled, a man of his own.

Stubborn as the night is long Juan Carlos.

A lover, a fighter and a stop in the middle of traffic man to pic your a red rose.. He is Juan Carlos.

by Skulltress November 8, 2015

Carlos

The perfect male specimen. He's smart, funny, charming and quite the sexual deviant. Carlos will make your heart song and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls. Carlos's sense of character is very keen. Carlos spends most of his life making others happy, forgetting about his own happiness. Carlos will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. He's very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a Carlos, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.

I fell in love with Carlos, not because of his looks, but because of his heart.

by Legends kill September 21, 2016