carson

a very tall, tan person who has bird like wrists and no one likes but his girlfriend. If you have a carson, you are very lucky so don't let him go! Carsons tend to go after girls out of their league

Jane: That carson is pretty hot, but he looks really desperate
Lindsay: His name must be Carson

by Lifelifelife May 27, 2015

carson

A super hot guy with sick abs and sweet silky flow real beaut on and off the ice. Super cool tall shredded fella. A real beauty all around.

Carson is a beauty

by coolguy190136853 February 23, 2017

carson

Jedi pimp and with lots of money and is pwnagely awsome

hot chick "your such a carson" "awsome person(((drinks beer and says i know ;)"

by random awsome submitterz August 29, 2010

carson

a man who was born in an automobile

"damn baby were u born in an automobile cause ur carson"

by jackisfaggy May 17, 2020

carson

A kid that fingers his cat then licks the remains

wow this kid smells like donkey balls

oh that’s just carson

by Literally everyone January 28, 2019

carson

thinks all of these definitions are lame.


often called "car-sin" but doesn't care/notice anyways

My friends and I were urbandictionary'ing our names and having fun, until we typed in carson :(

by carson12345 February 19, 2009

carson

Carsons have big dicks and will fuck you hard. But they also chill asf and funny asf. If you meet a carson in life, fuck them.

"O yea! Carson! Fuck me!"

by mayaaaaalovesdick September 13, 2017