The coolest guy in wrestling. Cooler than the Mexicools, cooler than Michelle McCool, and even cooler than Frankie Kazarian. Carlito is the only person on this God given green Earth that's allowed to judge another person's coolness. Why? Because he defines cool.
Carlito is also the first man in WWE history to win each show's secondary titles in his debut matches. He defeated John Cena on his first night on Smackdown! to capture the United States championship, then on his first night on RAW eight months later, he pinned Shelton Benjamin to claim the Intercontinental championship. Now that's cool.
Carlito is also the first man in WWE history to win each show's secondary titles in his debut matches. He defeated John Cena on his first night on Smackdown! to capture the United States championship, then on his first night on RAW eight months later, he pinned Shelton Benjamin to claim the Intercontinental championship. Now that's cool.
"Do you know what cool is? You're looking at him."
"Nothing beats being cool."
"You better be cool."
"Nothing beats being cool."
"You better be cool."
by Steve-O, the King of the World July 22, 2008
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Adjective describing a calorie dense and typically nutritionally empty food which is gloriously delicious.
That box of glazed donuts was calorious.
by The Fall September 3, 2013
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Teacher: “Carlito, could you please state the difference between the two formulas.”
Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.
Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.
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by Alex Johansson September 21, 2008
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The cat hugged the teddy bear.
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The cat hugged the teddy bear.
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