cardiovascular bronchitis

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.

Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...

by TheSickDick February 17, 2020

chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect

Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).

by EZorLeche November 1, 2009

cardiovascular spectacular

An extremely violent heart attack, often with multiple simultaneous blockages.

Wow, Bill had no chance of surviving that cardiovascular spectacular!

by Harvey Hilton June 25, 2018

Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.

This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.

by Pavss June 8, 2018

utter cardiovascular assault

its invincible

Kira: "Utter cardiovascular assault is invincible"

by fortnitegamer220 July 25, 2019

cardiovascular whore

A girl who loves veiny arms and hands on a guy after he works out.

Oh my god sanuvar is such a cardiovascular whore!

by localsouptime April 30, 2019

cardiovascular whore

A girl who likes veiny arms and hands

Sofía is such a cardiovascular whore, always asking for hand pics.

by Cardiovascular hoe April 30, 2019