Cardiovascular B 

General of the 23th Flop Division in the Second Badussy War of 1907

"General Cardiovascular B lead her army into the battle of Vuhgyinawarts, masterfully flanking the enemy and overrunning the town of Dicksburg."

Cardiovascular B by Badussy War April 7, 2022

Cardiovascular frozennippleitis 

The instance when you are so cold that the veins in your nipples are frozen shut

You look pretty cold there.
Yeah, I have cardiovascular frozennippleitis

Cardiovascular frozennippleitis by I taught sped kids percussion November 14, 2018

chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady 

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect

Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).

chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady by EZorLeche November 1, 2009

cardiovascular bronchitis 

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.

Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...

cardiovascular bronchitis by TheSickDick February 17, 2020

Cardiovascular Assistant I 

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.

This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.

Cardiovascular Assistant I by Pavss June 8, 2018

cardiovascular spectacular

An extremely violent heart attack, often with multiple simultaneous blockages.

Wow, Bill had no chance of surviving that cardiovascular spectacular!

cardiovascular spectacular by Harvey Hilton June 25, 2018

cardiovascular whore

A girl who loves veiny arms and hands on a guy after he works out.

Oh my god sanuvar is such a cardiovascular whore!

cardiovascular whore by localsouptime April 30, 2019