wife cardio

Sex, with your girlfriend or wife..

Damn, I'm sure, I did a lot of wife cardio this weekend.

by Knoppy96 August 31, 2018

Arm Cardio

Jerking your chicken with the speed of a cheetah.

Damn bro, my arm sure is tired after my arm cardio session!

by YGproductions May 21, 2016

cardio party

The cardio work out guys do at the gym to suppossedly get the blood flowing and burn calories before they lift. Its purpose is to burn off the massive Fuddrucker's hamburger from the night before, yet, cardio party rarely surpasses 30 minutes or 100 burned calories. Its name is derived from the ever popular Mario Party.

"Alright, its time for some cardio party" he utters as he moves toward the treadmill to commence his 5 minute jog.

by Jordan44 February 19, 2008

Cuddle Cardio

An endearing term for the act of sex. Or, when instead of working out in the morning, you opt for sweating off your calories through love making.

Instead of the gym this morning, the boyfriend and I did some cuddle cardio. Probably burned around 150 calories in 15 minutes... I could have gone for longer though.

by losannegeles October 18, 2011

trouser cardio

Describes the process of blood flow to the penis causing an erection.

Wow you got me hot girl. I am light headed from all of the trouser cardio.

by chubalot March 30, 2010

arm cardio

Masturbation

Since his girlfriend broke up with him, he's really been getting in a lot of arm cardio.

by jspost March 08, 2016

Compton Cardio

Being athletic because this person is so used to running from the police. It refers to the city of Compton because it has the highest crime rate and most people there are in shape and fast from running from the police.

How did Chris get so fast? He has that Compton cardio from being chased by the cops after doing all that stupid sh!t with Danny.

by mccaaaaarthy January 16, 2011