Cardboard Box

An item used by Solid Snake in the Metal Gear series to avoid detection. Snake can get a little weird with his cardboard box, like in MGS3 where he tells someone that the box is "his destiny"

"Hey, what's that?"
*Looks at cardboard box*
"Just a box"
*Turns back, Snake jumps out and blows away the guard*

by Snake556 September 21, 2005

A Cardboard-Box

a small apartment, house, or trailor that is in very poor condition. usually in poor neighborhoods and large cities.

you don't want to come to my house, it's a cardboard box.

by jmv September 14, 2005

cardboard boxing

when the girl's body is too ugly or fat and you have no choice but to fuck her. The best method would be to put her in a cardboard box.

Drill a hole in the cardboard box where her pussy is-easy access for the dick-cardboard boxing

by Aleeesia November 16, 2011

Cardboard-Box

N. Device used for stealth in MGS. More then often doesn't work.

Hugh? A strangely placed box. I shall inspect. "!" H.Q. WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!
|ALERT! 99.99|

by Matt September 7, 2005

A Cardboard-Box

A loose, leathery woman. Commonly refers to their insatiable sexual appetite.

That woman's a real Cardboard-Box

by Roy_ September 1, 2005

Cardboard-Box

The last resort as a home for really poor people.

If you wanna go get high with Ross,
Smoke an L in the back of his cardboard-box.
Oh why does he live this way?
(Hey, must be the welfare!)

by John Five April 30, 2006

Cardboard Box

A Cardboard Box is a cheap, nasty or lower class whore. Usually found downtown during daylight hours and the also at around 3-4 AM on Sundays. Name refers to the "females" box aka snatch and cardboard meaning cheap and shitty used and abused and possibly recycled a few times.

Did you hear James got Aids from messing around with that skeezer he likes downtown. I warned him but like a dumb ass he started playing around with her cardboard box and voila he got burned bad. I actually don't care if he dies from this. As a matter of fact I hope it is painful since he decided ignore me.

by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015