captain obvious

When someone says something so obvious, they never needed to say it in the first place.

Derf MacGuergan: "Shoes are tied in loops."
Andrew King: "Thank you Captain Obvious!!!!!!"

by A. King. April 1, 2005

captain obvious

that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.

common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'

captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday

person: thanks for that captain obvious

captain obvious: thats ok

person: you dense mother fucker

by cottnsoft April 10, 2013

captain obvious

One who dons this name is one who confronts falsity with the glaringly patent nature of truth.

CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums:


fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life

CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.

by CaptObvious fan June 1, 2005

captain obvious

See Legolas for further definition.

"......a diversion!"

by Draith March 30, 2005

captain obvious

julianne nemec. a dumb person who always says the most completely obvious things that a third grader would slap their forehead at.

(name withheld to protect identity):"hey, did you hear about the jesse jackson tumblers?"

julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"

(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."

by qrimminton qrimmeilidon May 13, 2009

Captain Obvious

a sarcastic name for someone who states the obvious

Cat: "The sky is blue"
Rich: "Thanks, Captain Obvious"

by Breezy April 13, 2004

Captain Obvious

a person who states the obvoius as if nobody knew it already

Thank you very much Captain Obvious.

by Light Joker March 18, 2007