capstard

A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.

"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."

by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008

Capswhore

Describes a troll on PMs, IMs, IRCs, message boards, forums, etc, that speaks only in uppercase letters. Usually, but not always, has a complete disregard for spelling and punctuation.

Dude 1: Did you watch the game last night?
Dude 2: OMG THAT WAZ SO AWESOME DID U SEE NO. TOTALLY PWN3D MAXIMUM PWNAGE IM HUNGRY I WANT TACOS LOL!!!!!1111!!ONE
Dude 1: Shut up, capswhore.

by _allismine_ July 23, 2006

CAPSLAP

The using of all capital letters over the internet; usually when chatting with someone.

Sorry, didn't mean to CAPSLAP you! I had CAPS LOCK on.

by Greg Ervay October 17, 2006

Capstar

Liar, As To Capping Means Lying

You a capstar

by DsmndCHS March 22, 2009

capsfail

When one was using capslock in either another Instant Message or a web browser, and you forget to turn the capslock off. Thus, in another IM, you come off angry or upset.

Person A: and then the doctors told us that he might not live
Person B: WELL THAT SUCKS
Person A: ...
Person B: ..capsfail

"...But when I sent the IM, the capslock was still on. So *person A* must have thought I was annoyed or something."
"Wow, total capsfail."

by Alley Kizzy October 30, 2008

Capsmaster

A person who abuses or overuses the caps lock on their keyboard. They may be considered the master of caps, or "capsmaster."

Tyler: I AM SO PUMPED FOR SCHOOL TO BE OUT, I AM SO READY FOR THE SUMMER! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR THREE MONTHS?

Rick: Woah, take it easy capsmaster. You really don't need to use caps lock all the time.

by Scorple June 6, 2010

Capsaicanus

The burning on and around the anus after defecating specifically after having hot peppers containing capsaicin.

Man, I really loved the Mango Fire sauce at wingstop last night but when I shit this morning I had one hell of a case of capsaicanus!

by Tarrachal September 22, 2016