Capsize

To overdose

"Where's Tim?"
"He capsized last week, he's in the hospital"

by mysnsucksass December 9, 2008

capsized

when you're drunk out of your mind. also see: jap-nasty

GOD I WAS FUCKING CAPSIZED LAST NIGHT. how did I get home?

by neu January 26, 2004

Covington Capsize

When some poor bastard has settled in for a nice shit, you take a yard stick and with full force and slide it under the bathroom door.With any luck you strike them in the side of the ankle. They then bend over sideways wincing in pain, while grabbing their ankle and fall off the dumper.

My nephew went into the shitter with a new Sports Illustrated. Little did he know he was about to fall victim to a Covington Capsize

by hamper Pooper July 5, 2008

Go capsize yourself you turtle face

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

by WobbyK November 4, 2009

Capsident

Where a person accidentally speaks using capital letters online or in any other form of text messaging

Kalu: wagwaan
Me: NOTHING MUCH SON
ME: ah shit capsident

by LegacyDubz September 20, 2012

Capsized

Your really fucking short

You’re Capsized compared to me!

by Shortboi1234 February 6, 2020

Capsized Submarine

(noun):
The act of storing a sub sandwich upside down in a refrigerator to prevent gravity from turning the bottom bread into a soggy sponge.

“I’m not eating a mushy hoagie tomorrow, I’m going Capsized Submarine on this Philly cheesesteak.”

by DeepImpactblue_5.0 March 18, 2026