CAPS LOCK

A key on the keyboard that tweenie girls, newbies and the mentally unstable insist on pressing and using for their entire forum post/IM/text message for reasons unknown.

Perhaps they think it looks cool, or maybe they can't do joined-up writing yet and write in block capitals.

It is the most annoying button in existence.

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OMG LYK WHY CANT I UZ SHIFT TO LYK PROPERLY CAPITALIZE MY SENTNCES?!?!? CAPS LOCK IS JUST LYK SOOOOO COOOOL THAT I MUST TYP EVRYTINK I EVR THINK OF WIT IT???!?!

And such...
Caps lock example included at the end of my definition because UD won't let me abuse Caps Lock in the example
by Your Uncle Cordelia September 16, 2006
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Caps lock

1) An annoying button you press accidentally when you least expect it and bombards you WITH SENTENCES LIKE THIS.

2) A skill in which all players of text-based MMORPG's do not seem to be able to turn off until level 3
1) Very Important Business Man: Your not going to mock how loud I talk are you?
You: * accidentally presses caps lock key* NO, NOT AT ALL

2) TextBasedNoob777: HELP!1?!? HOW PLAYS THIS GAME!11!!

by Sp133n! April 09, 2009
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CAPS LOCK

A DEVICE IMPLANTED IN A KEYBOARD DESIGNED EXCLUSIVELY FOR PEOPLE TO ACCIDENTALLY PRESS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO TYPE IN THEIR PASSCODE
person 1: HOW DO YOU TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
person 2: YOU CANT ITS THE COMPUTERS WAY OF SAYING IT WANTS YOU TO LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK. DONT TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!!!
by some white millenial October 10, 2017
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Caps Locks

Caps Locks IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Noob 1: HEY BRO.
Noob 2: You liek caps locks?
Noob 1:ITS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
by LikesGeneveve April 21, 2010
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cap-lock

To shout at someone unnecessarily.

Shouting at someone unintentionally, as if your internal "caps lock" was accidentally struck.

"Dude, I'm right in front of you...stop cap-locking me!"

"Did you see Brad cap-locking that waitress for no reason?...what a jerk!"

"That Slipknot concert has jacked up my hearing, bro...I've been cap-locking people all day without knowing it...I feel like a pint-sized Lou Ferrigno."

by Jonnie W. January 14, 2009
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Caps Lock

Used during messaging for realeasing the "Fucking rage". Mainly used for enlarging the letters to look as though screaming at a person.
"I'm going to use the fuckin CAPS LOCK on your ass!!!"
by steven frey May 02, 2008
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