capri

absolute retard

oh my god, your friend is such a capri.

by kerchunky August 22, 2017

capri

something/someone/an event that was/is really simple or easy

It only took me about five minutes to fix my car; it was as easy as capri!

It was a real capri trying to find a parking spot at the casino.

I couldn't believe how capri she was when we first met!

by jaysonnn April 18, 2008

capri

synonymous with a white lie, a small fib, or even an innocent falsity. Intended for use in much of the same context as 'psych!'

Is not intended on a cap for more serious issues; presumably death, murder, theft, and other consequence-ridden topics like that should not be ended with this phrase.

I hate getting all juiced up; capri.

NOT:
I didn't end your Dad's life because he's an animal; capri.

by Juice McAllister March 27, 2007

capri

a girl who gives up as soon as things start to get hard in her life

my girlfriend is acting like such a capri!

by Carl fagot August 22, 2006

Capri

A big place and a big person

Daniel - Have you seen that fatty Capri?
Zach - Oh she’s hot

Daniel - Yep you neede to pack you’re jandals and flippers to go there otherwise you won’t survive the hotness

by Glamour girl_cutexoxoxox July 11, 2018

Capri

capri is a weird 11 year old boy on discord that likes to scream in kids ears and eats peoples limbs. do not touch a capri in any sort of way or else youll get bitch slapped. Capri also HATES eyes with a passion. And ripped his own eyes out before.

Person *hugs capri*
Capri *slaps face cutely*

by Caepri October 22, 2020

capri

one of the most amazing individuals in the world <3 theyre vv funny and vv cute and sweet, i wish the best on them.

“hey do you know cap/capri?”
“omg yeah hes amazing lol”

by kixidii March 27, 2021