dirty capita

A bad flu or nasty cold virus.

He sneezed and gave everyone in the room the dirty capita.

by Mama Dish August 26, 2016

facta per capita

Amount of bitches and sluts one can pull on a daily basis through rizz, mewing, mogging, munting, and edging.

Vincent can pull so many bitches, his facta per capita is 399.

by superfired March 28, 2024

facta per capita

Amount of bitches and sluts one can pull on a daily basis through rizz, mewing, mogging, munting.

Vincent is such a rizzler, he has an extremely high facta per capita.

by superfired March 31, 2024

Baddies Per Capita

The percentage of hot people in the population of a city, town, ect.

"Damn have you been to Colorado they have a insane baddies per capita"

"You coming into the town has lowered the baddies per capita rate"

by 111000111 March 22, 2025

Captain Vape

Superhero who vapes all the time and gets into trouble with the law and anti vape communities/extremists

The main protagonist of his own comic book series.

Invented by dr J

Captain vape is the illest superhero of the modern day era, puts every other hero to shame

Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read

Guy 1: you should read captain vape?

Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly

Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining

Girl 1: uh ok, I guess

*finishes reading*

Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!

by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 27, 2022

Captain Twistie

Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.

Captain Twistie haunted your waking dreams.

by Shougo February 5, 2022

Captain Ganja

Famous pirate radio announcer who ran Radio Free Euphoria. His programs were aimed at reforming marijuana use laws and were often laced with great psychedelic rock music and humor.

For a while, WBCQ used to air both old and new programs from Captain Ganja.

by pentozali November 27, 2006