canadians

A group of people who live in the 51st state of the United States of America, aka Canada. Most Canadians do not know they are Americans and act startled when informed of this fact.Even though they are Americans they go out of their way to differentiate themselves. Generally stupider than most Americans. Canada is the only state with its own passport.

Would be smarter if they deported the French speakers.

Costa Rican Immigration: Hello sir, may I see you passport?
Canadians: Oh sure, just here to party and molest little ticas.
Costa Rican Immigration: OK,we love Americans.
Canadians: Wow!! I never knew we were Americans.

by The Cali Kid January 15, 2008

canadians

People who try to crash a party that are trying to fit in and be cool.

Guy1 -"who the hell are those people"
guy2 - "i think they are canadians"

by Fresno State Student August 4, 2007

canadians

Code word used by women to refer to a group of substandard guys in a bar or club. (Not actually referring to people from Canada.)

Angela (calling Sami on her cell phone): So, are there are cute guys at Rouge tonight?
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.

by cherryblossom September 30, 2007

canadians

Those that reside in canadia doon't cha knoow?

"Look at all those hosers with their hocky jerseys and missing teeth." "Must be canadians."

by PirateGuy February 26, 2003

canadians

Residents of Canada who can't wait to tell you how nice they are. The greatest insult to a Canadian is to tell them they are American, despite the fact that most of them sound and act just like Americans. They throw national celebrations when they win at a sport that only they care about. They move to Florida or California once they make enough money to pay off their extremely high taxes. Yeah, they have universal healthcare, they also have low cancer survival rates. Boring people envious of those who live below the 49th parallel.

Canadians- "We just won the winter olympics, Yeah!"
Man- "Congrats, have you ever won anything else?"
Canadians- "Aaaahhhh, we're not America!"

by ej13 March 10, 2010

canadians

we live within 200 miles of the usa / canadaian boarder because it's to damn cold to live anywhere else.... not because we need your I.V. bag...

california vs Yukon... hmmmm

by bob December 4, 2003

Canadianal

Having anal sex in Canada

My wife and I spent the weekend in Montreal... we had Canadianal

by Chucktastic68 June 28, 2019