Mount Carmel

If you want to go to a highschool filled with fuckwads and hardheaded losers who only care about sports, Mount Carmel is the place for you. It’s the most ghetto-ass school located smack dab in one of Chicago’s worst neighborhoods. Hell, you’re sure as shit lucky if your school bus isn't shot up on the way to school. Most kids who go to Carmel act big and tough because they won a few sports trophies, but always seem to pussy out of brawls when challenged. Most kids seem to reside from Beverly in Chicago, so of course you know that the guys playing on Carmel’s sports teams are only the finest white Irish trash you can find in this fucked up city. They also like to pick on other schools either because they “aren’t as good at sports,” or their schools are named after female saints. Here’s a message for everyone: Mount Carmel is the title of a girl. Get over it.

Most Carmel kids also spend a vast majority of their time either out with a beer bottle in their mouths and a dick in their asses. And when they aren’t drinking, they’re doing dip on one side of their mouth and sucking a dick on the other side. They think that girls think they’re the shit but going to an all boys school doesn’t get you any kind of pussy at all. Hence, they transition to faggotry.

If all this sounds great to you, have fun waking up at 6:30 AM to drive 40 minutes to the worst of the Chicago Catholic Schools. If this was enough to talk you out of it, you’re welcome. have fun searching for a better school.

Mount Carmel Kid 1: Hey bro what’d you do last night?
Mount Carmel Kid 2: I fucked my Carmel brother in his tight ass.
Mount Carmel kid 1: Hahaha nice bro

by kingkek December 20, 2017

Mount Carmel West

A hospital in Columbus, OH, where all the sexiest girls are born!

"Damn, she said she was born at Mount Carmel West?! She MUST be sexy!"

by Chaosss! June 21, 2009

Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School

75% are dumb white ragged kids and the other 25% are skinny ass athlete's that can't play any sport for shit. This school has the most ugly ass wannabees

"Omg I wanna go to Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School because I wanna be a hoe" said the nerd

"Bro since I can't play sports for shit, I have to go to Our Lady of Mount Carmel so I can at least get into 1 team... Ya know better get that insta bio going" said the skinny white boy

by Hotgal01 November 11, 2018

mount carmel college

the worst school in the world, this school is full of drug addicts and sellers, their school smells of marijuana and the girls have their skirts, shorts and dresses so far up you can see their underwear, this school may be private but no one in it acts it, they are crazy and get a lot of fights happening

i need to go to mount carmel college i heard they have good drug dealers!

by 420fam69iykyk April 16, 2020

Mount Carmel Christian

A professing Christian, usually white, that thinks their to good to speak to other Christians that don’t attend their church or school. Usually arrogant, and will try their best to avoid you so they don’t have to talk to you.

Hey there’s John, he started going to Mount Carmel, and he to good to talk to us now, he’s a Mount Carmel Christian.

by AmazingAmy80 May 6, 2022

Mounting the Camel

Fucking a pregnant woman missionary style.

Jim said he was mounting the camel last night. He said it was a hell of a ride but he managed to stay on.

by Ockahm June 16, 2021