Cadavering

Similar to planking, cadavering is a practical joke involving acting dead in a public place.

"Oh my gosh, is he dead?" "No, he's just cadavering."

by bearfruit September 9, 2012

Cadaveric Hun

When the fat neckbeard forever alone sweaty stinky hungarian virgin nerd in your office goes to the bathroom in a group along a few romanian virgin nerds and they all touch his ponytail while masturbating.

Here comes the cadaveric hun again, watch out, his ass smells like digging Ramses's grave.

by spaima graselor February 22, 2019

Cadaveribus Sanguisugis

What the Vatican calls a sapient, rapey and omnimalevolent bloodsucking ghoul which referes to the same cryptid the Romăni call strigoi, nosferatu, or vampiri (not to be mistaken for anything remotely similar to the outstanding jackass Bill Compton, anything from the Fright Night movies, Jeff the Killer, nor our sweet Kaneki but rather some unholy thing infinitely more macabre and terrifying).

Police : Just what are we fucking dealing with here?
The pope : Cadaveribus sanguisugis, a real fucking vampire.
Realfuckingvampire : FUCKED YO MAMA LAST NIGHT! *Chomp*
Hitler : Oh, liebes ruhmloch, nein! Fick mich in meinen blutigen Jungfrauenarsch!

by Nemortul November 13, 2019

Cadavering

Taking the action of lazyness to the realm of being of no use, practically dead to the world and not giving a fuck about it.

Oh, I'm just cadavering around.

by Two realmy me February 15, 2022

cadaverginity

a status held only by people who have not had a sexual encounter with a dead body.

Matthew lost his cadaverginity in the graveyard last night.

by unicorn787 November 26, 2011