cant

an actual word tom! ;

i cant run for chocolate !(H)

by befbef March 24, 2008

CANT

Complex And Needlessly Technical. Overly complex, overly convoluted. The antonym to KISSor Kept It Simple Stupid. Describes systems or processes that are complicated for complexity's sake. First used in 2007 at British Telecom plc to describe their Order to Bill system.

What a CANT that Sarbannes-Oxley procedure is!!

by Michael Willcocks January 1, 2009

cant

someone who either hasd a shite job is going to have one

jamie houston u fuckin cant

by randal January 13, 2004

cant

CANT IS IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY BITCH.

I CANT DO MATHS

by Hehsgsgsg October 3, 2020

Cant

A 'cant' is a mis-kicked power shot in football (soccer), which flies very high over the crossbar.

'Victor! Stop canting the ball all the time!'
'Ugh, he canted the ball again, I'm not climbing over the fence to get it!'

by Andre Dre October 19, 2021

cant be arsed

cannot be bothered

I cant be arsed to think of an example

by Emma March 30, 2004

cant wife a hoe

The fact that once a hoe always a hoe. You cant expect to date/marry a hoe and they wont go behind your back to do someone else.

Mary:John's girlfriend is fucking five other guys.
Brooklyn: Cant wife a hoe.

by Mellowmuttxx0 April 18, 2010