c.p.

from the spanish "come pinga"
1. literally a dick eater
2. an asshole, douche, fuckwad, or other negative word for a general idiot particularly, guys with mustangs, camaros, dropped wanna-be fast hondas or dropped F-150s. The average college frat boy dickhead.

Why is that guy still using the dragon ball z style blowout hair cut? Cause he's a fucking C.P. I bet he drives a mustang.

by Bukok Clan January 29, 2006

C.P.

The online chat acronym for "Currently Peeing" Often used when someone laughs so hard, they think they might pee.

Ashlea:GUESS WHAT!?
Holly:What?
Ashlea:LAUREN JUST ASKED OUT BERNARD!
Holly:OMG,ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!? HAHAHA C.P.

by Ashlea Mason January 12, 2009

c&p

Copy and Paste

I'll c&p this whole discussion i had with Jane Doe and send it to you.

by Mrazfan January 11, 2009

C&P

Like cope & paste, but for a person. A boy who would copy and paste the same message to many girls. See (sleaze).

"God! I used to like him but he just seems so c&p."

by X May 13, 2005

c.p.

what we call mike

"hey guys whats up?"
"nuthin much, cp, u?"

by ty December 13, 2003

C P

C= Cool, Classy, Confident, Cute
P= Passionate, Political, Prudent Pass, Price

"wow, i think she's got the four C's... she must be a C P!"

by Astrata January 27, 2008

C P

cp stands for child porn i have no idea why you type this but you might have a reason i dont really have to explain what child porn it just either an adult fucking a child or either a child is fucking child this type of porn you can either find... around google there was once a little website that showed it (i didnt see it was around tiktok) but google deleted you can have these shits from normal web dark web and deep web mostly speaking this are illegal cause minor and you know now not everyone saw it cause no one saw the fbi i didnt see it either cause IM A MINOR GET OFF MY BACK YOU now im gonna these website are mostly filled with (Jared Fogle) tho is he in jail kids who are too curious teen who are curious and leave as soon these type are porn and old people and pedos arent your meatspin or lemon party or women tub if your werid like duh child porn now why was cp made it was made by a pedo i mean now i know repeting myself but i never watch these so i have no info and info i was told might be target are kinda useless

Jared Fogle: hey wannaa watch C P

women (forget her name): no 911
Jared Fogle: fuck

by eeeeeeaeee May 21, 2021