Buttsmex

Male anal intercourse. Stories involving buttsmex are usually written by female fangirls for various pairinggs.

"That's a story with some hot buttsmex."

by DXMJUNKIE March 8, 2010

buttsmear

the stain left in your underpants after defacating in them.

I crapped my pants and left a huge buttsmear.

by Caitlin Dorrance January 7, 2005

Buttometer

Intuition by some who can identify one by their derrière.

My buttometer tells me that's the perp.

by PineappleJuice April 3, 2015

Buttsoed

To lose a competitive game in front of an audience in an horrific way. To compound matters the crowd turns on the loser rather than react with empathy.

Eddie was playing speed quarters and had 45 seconds to make a shot and couldn't do it before Frank forced him to drink. He just got Buttsoed!

by rew198 July 26, 2011

Buttometer

A thermometer, when used rectally.

I couldn't get Junior to stop screaming long enough to get an accurate temperature with an oral thermometer, so I had to go buttometer on him. That'll learn him.

by Findlaybob December 22, 2019

Butt some pants

To put on some pants

I need to butt some pants before I go outside

by Chiweenie July 25, 2023