buttcrust

(sometimes hyphenated butt-crust)

n. Hardened fecal matter not cleansed from the anal area. (Usually Vulgar)

Quaid's excessive buttcrust stained his underwear.

by Sudo Nim December 15, 2003

Buttfloss

Slang for thong in the sense that the thong acts as a type of 'floss' within the crack of the person wearing it.

"this buttfloss feels like I have a constant wedgie"

by Myinah September 17, 2004

Butterstickulal

JOHN CENA 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉

And here comes Mr. Butterstickulal

by Butterstickulal September 17, 2016

Butterstache

When you nut one out and lay your man butter rope across her upper lip like a pencil thin mustache.

For a heightened experience, should be performed while singing along to Jimmy Buffett’s Pencil Thin Mustache and nutting at the appropriate time.

I gave Wanda a butterstache last night behind the beer tent at the Buffett concert.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

buttflustered

To become ridiculously overoutraged over some seriously petty, picayune shit.

Sheldon gets all buttflustered whenever someone takes his space on the couch.

by Charlie Chan November 3, 2013

Buttfest

The yearly mass get together of gay people.

Hey tad, I just got back from Buttfest 2006 and got some greaat assplay accessories

by IM SUPER February 19, 2009

butt frost

Butt frost is the frost that builds up on a nudists butt when standing outside too long in on a extremely cold Winter day.

Jenny developed butt frost when she went outside to get the mail.

by CharPoop February 24, 2015