buttershoes

Everything is attractive about the girl... except the shoes

Guy 1: She's hot!
Guy 2: No, she's a buttershoes.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Buttershoes. Everything is hot, but her shoes.

by AMNlinkinparkfan115 September 5, 2010

butterzone

When a computer goes faster and faster until it's thought processes become a loop and in the infinite moment before it crashes it becomes self aware, that, my friend, is the butterzone. When Keanu comes back to life in the first Matrix movie, and everything slows down and the bullets stop, that is the butterzone.

"I was programming squabbles all night wehn I entered the butterzone!!!!!111oneoneone"

by Teh Aphex Beatz July 4, 2005

Buttphone

A buttphone is a (usually) small cellphone smuggled into prison inside an inmates rectal cavity (aka his "PK holder, aka his "Pooey Vuitton")

Inmate 1: "Yo, where's Lefty at?"
Inmate 2: "He's in his house, talkin' with his girl on the Buttphone. I'm keeping six."

by 806997F May 3, 2018

Butter phone

When your phone is impossible to hold, as if it is greased up with butter

Guy: Dangit! I dropped my phone again.

Girl: You've got a bad case of butter phone

by C♡bomb May 19, 2014

Butterphobic

Fearing:
-butter
-buttersexual
-buttering
-butterness

Man, he's butterphobic

Stupid butterphobes, ruining society

by Buttersexual November 18, 2016