still a better love story than twilight

When connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. And regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from Twilight. Objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and shit, dustpan and brush...and many more

Ex 1
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight

still a better love story than twilight by donthate123 April 27, 2014

Butter Lover 

Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.

My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.

Butter Lover by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

Butter Lover 

A man who loves butterfaces and dosnt care about her head (kinda redundant)

Chris "dude u guna put ur hands on that nonexistent ass?"
Gab Rye El "shut up u butter lover"

Butter Lover by abcdefg man with heppatitus abc February 2, 2008

peanut butter lovers 

someone who LOVES peanut butter and anything to do with nuts (: like taylor jean palmer. krizan and taylor have a lot of history with peanut butter. especially when their sleeping :D where ever theres peanut butter you know taylors close!

hayley: KRIZANS HERE! RICHELLE DO YOU HAVE ANY PEANUT BUTTER?

richelle: HAHAHA YEAH! in the cupboard.

hayley: here taylor, and the basements empty :D

krizan: OMG that didnt even happen it was james chambers!

hayley: its okay krizan we all know you and taylor are "peanut butter lovers."

taylor: OMG IM GONNA RAPE YOU WITH PEANUT BUTTER. (i may finger your butt hole.)

peanut butter lovers by xela rorabaugh March 25, 2009

butter lover 

someone who loves thick loads of semen

"alex scott is a butter lover that likes creamy loads in his ass

butter lover by Bill Bro Baggins February 2, 2017

Peanut Butter Lover 

Another name for trailer trash in the hills of Tennessee who love to tug on ears of humans and dogs to encourage them to lick the peanut butter.

Come on Banger you peanut butter lover let me pull yo ears tween my legs. Slurp, Slurp.

Peanut Butter Lover by Sharika M. Goldstein October 3, 2009

ButterLover318 

He's a fucking asshole. He's a homophilic, dirty fucking racist piece of shit

"ButterLover318 is a piece of fucking shit, man."

ButterLover318 by _Planner_ May 19, 2020