Buttscrumble

Verb: Something you can do to someone else's butt, but not your own. You grap opposing cheeks, and just scrumble them as HARD and FAST as you can.

New Tumbler Post: I buttscrumbled my cat last night and now I'm in the ER :(

by Sean Righe December 14, 2017

buttcrump

some one who is very naive or stupid.

You buttcrump!!! Dont climb that fence, you can hear dogs barking on the other side!!!

by On_the_verge_of_boredom January 22, 2007

Butt crumbs

When you fart and a subtle and tiny amount of poop slips out.

I had so much gas , i probably had butt crumbs

by xwickedxxpediax August 30, 2021

Butt Crumbs

Dinkle berry children, from another mother. Sex crumbs, ranging from 0.1mm to 3mm.

Tell your mother to clean those Butt Crumbs from her vajaja.

by Vajaja Mama January 11, 2019

butt crumbs

those little dingy balls of toilet paper that cling to your butt.

Skinny has mad butt crumbs, not that i would know or anything.

by andrew stump September 6, 2005

butt crumbs

Those little pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your butt after you wipe yourself if you use either to much paper or have a dry butt crack.

Ryan: "What are these little pieces of paper on the bathroom floor?"

Heidi: "My butt crumbs must have fallen out."

by imkeisha88 February 5, 2008

butt crumbs

small flakes of skin, pieces of toliet paper, underwear lint that end up on your bed usually after sleeping naked and with another person.

Michael: "C'mon let's make this bed"

Jane: *dusting and hand-sweeping sheets* "hold on, I'm cleaning our butt crumbs off"

by neaners23 August 6, 2010