An impishly beautiful sexual beast of Teutonic myth. The Burkhard's primary power comes from his stunning masculine charisma, cripplingly erotic musk, and devil-may-carejoy de vivre.
Attempts have been made to domestic this creature with little success. He can be dressed up, and taken out for steak dinner, but extreme caution should be exercised when vodka is involve, as the Burkhard is as likely to make sweet love to you, as he is to run naked thru the streets wearing only a wicked grin.
Further study has shown the burkhard likes to kissed and cuddle as he falls to sleep, and once asleep seems both innocent and cute... DONT BE FOOLED, as this all disappears upon waking.. He's back to being the Satyr he was mere hours before, only now he's rested and looking for someone to play with, chew on, and rub up against.
Attempts have been made to domestic this creature with little success. He can be dressed up, and taken out for steak dinner, but extreme caution should be exercised when vodka is involve, as the Burkhard is as likely to make sweet love to you, as he is to run naked thru the streets wearing only a wicked grin.
Further study has shown the burkhard likes to kissed and cuddle as he falls to sleep, and once asleep seems both innocent and cute... DONT BE FOOLED, as this all disappears upon waking.. He's back to being the Satyr he was mere hours before, only now he's rested and looking for someone to play with, chew on, and rub up against.
Last night the guy I was on a date with went all Burkhard on me, and though it was fun waking up naked and in the woods.. My ass hurts.
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A very high RESPECTED name since the 1970's. Also known to be German.
Burghardt is also known for their intelligence. Throughout the timelines the Burghardt R known for their almost always successful achievements. Or known for being productive, positive, outgoing, stead fast , including always ready and prepared for Anything. whither it's being used for a positive or A solid UNFORGETTABLE reputation on having a professional unsupervised experience with literally speaking anything and everything that is a high risk of death. Which leads us to believe Burghardt are known to most of the times be able to SELF TEACH themselves. Always known for being reasonable but always tidily presentable
when ingaged with the works they do because of their always never could disappoint anyperson even if trying to do so with purposes. Very MUCH liked or yes sometimes even Praised. Known for being Incredibly smart, resourceful, crafty, but somewhat of a held to very high standard individual when it comes to being respected, and or ingaged unexpected casual but tense when being confronted with them.
Burghardt is also known for their intelligence. Throughout the timelines the Burghardt R known for their almost always successful achievements. Or known for being productive, positive, outgoing, stead fast , including always ready and prepared for Anything. whither it's being used for a positive or A solid UNFORGETTABLE reputation on having a professional unsupervised experience with literally speaking anything and everything that is a high risk of death. Which leads us to believe Burghardt are known to most of the times be able to SELF TEACH themselves. Always known for being reasonable but always tidily presentable
when ingaged with the works they do because of their always never could disappoint anyperson even if trying to do so with purposes. Very MUCH liked or yes sometimes even Praised. Known for being Incredibly smart, resourceful, crafty, but somewhat of a held to very high standard individual when it comes to being respected, and or ingaged unexpected casual but tense when being confronted with them.
Burghardt are known to be very high held respected individuals who are still improving their minds becoming intelligant and EDUCATES the mind for a hobby. And being gifted , with overflowing talents and swift speed doing a million task at once.
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Get the Bursharticup mug.The act of consuming red dye and sticking ones finger up ones butt and squirting human feces onto the person's best friend. This having it seem like blood in the stool. The best friend sleeping due to intoxication awakes and cups their mouth around the opposing party's colon and throws up back into the butthole thus wich it came.
"I pulled a dirty Burkhart on my best friend the other day. My butthole is still sore." Did you catch them when they were asleep?
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