Bumps in the Alley

Hemorrhoids, Genital Warts, Herpes, or Syphilis

My boyfriend cheated on me and now I have bumps in the alley.

by Stemshul November 26, 2006

Bumps Lips

Lips that are so big, so round, so juicy, and so irresistible. Adjective. Typically used to describe someone you like.

Its what you get when you cross an African and teenagers.

Your boyfriend has bumps lips.

You bumps lips are so juicy.

by YeaLostInTheMomentBitxes September 24, 2011

Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)

Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."

by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019

Bumps in mouth from vaping

Yes, you aren’t the only one having this issue it’s fucking annoying and kinda scared me, just fucken stop vaping so much and drink more water and make sure to gargle with salt water!,,,

Hey man I got bumps in my throat, sauce me your vape, friend : that’s gross ur not using mine ever, also friend: looks In mouth, me: oh yeah who’s the fag now suckerrrrr. Bumps in mouth from vaping

by Vaping addic January 19, 2021

Bumps on a Boat

Phrase for when you are looking for an excuse to lefel it up.

Means let's go on a boat ride in canden and consume lefels.

Let's go take bumps on a boat

by Lil Shroom October 28, 2023

poop bumps

The goosebumps you get when you need to poop really bad and its a deep set poop. Like one you know is going to be very meaty. Poop bumps can occur before and/or during your bowel movement. If you get poop bumps, RUN to the bathroom.

John: "Hey man, id love to continue this conversation but I have to go so bad I have POOP BUMPS!"

Gary: "Oh shit man! GO GO GO!"

by Ariatia October 30, 2013

Boatington bumps

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection

Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain

by Nick boatington November 4, 2021