Bum Gravy

runnny glutinous shit

that new mark ronson record is bum gravy bad

by furry baby July 3, 2008

Bum Gravy

A really really wet poop

Person 1: ew who just blew up the bathroom, its stinks
Person 2: Sorry i just did a Bum Gravy

by jcattywatty December 20, 2010

Bum gravy

The slightly brown coloured whippij that is often acquired after strenuous physical activity or a stressful experience. One would be particularly susceptible to bum gravy if it was an extremely hot day.

*Sun beaming down on Jeremy*
Jeremy: "Guys, does anyone have a tissue?"
Friends: "No, why?"
Jeremy: "I can feel the bum gravy brewing again"

by Siaidhwbdis February 10, 2017

Fiery bum gravy

It is the result of eating a red hot curry and the effect on your natural bodily functions. It is easily identified by the orangey colouration and the burning pain caused when you visit the toilet.

"hey man i just went to the toilet after jacks mum after she had that vindaloo, and there was fiery bum gravy splattered all over the walls. Man she really needs to clean up after herself that was vile."

by bigrodgerb May 14, 2010

Gravy bum

After doing a shit and not wiping properly, when your butt gets sweaty it produces a gravy like residue, Leaving marks on your underwear.

Check out the skids on peters boxers, pure gravy bum.

by Jimmywhack August 23, 2016

Gravy Bum

What you should call your work colleagues if they ever have a sick day.

example 1: nice to see that your in today "gravy bum".

example 2: andys not going to be in today hes off sick.
"i bet he has gravy bum"

by yesson20 December 18, 2011

gravy bum

Used to describe the physical appearance of diarrhoea, including its often impulsive behaviour (and/or occurance after eating mcdonald's). Also used as crude humour to describe one's symptoms.

Joey's been knocked down with a case of gravy bum.

I got terrible gravy bum after having that quarter pounder!

by Blank__ January 21, 2009