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BSS

“Dude fight me
Shut you ass up and go eat a BSS”
by YaBoiSonOfARis February 6, 2019
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BSS

BSS (also known as the Brian Schwandt State) occurs when the mind of a human transcends to a 3.14th dimension where the only thought is of the thoughtless. It is at this state where a person can feel that they can draw a total blank; be it a white, black, blue, slightly green, or gore red blank. Only people with practice and time spent intensively meditating can achieve the BSS. Records of people "pulling a BSS" were found dead in various places. On the roof of a really tall building, the side of the Golden Gate Bridge, or even during skiing. Unfortunately, those people were found dead, shortly after "pulling a BSS".

Common symptoms include, but not limited to: Concussions

In other words, BSS surrounds us all, we all just have to find our inner Brians.
Random person talking for 10 minutes about something REAAALLY important

Brian (after 10 minutes, pauses for 5 more): What?

Brian just pulled a BSS
by omss January 26, 2009
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BSS

Blood Snot Shits

When you take a shit and it comes out bloody and burns. Typically includes many small floaties. Often occurs after a big night of drinking.
Holy Shit Pete, I had three BSS this morning. My asshole is on fire!!!
by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013
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BSS

Abbreviation for Barry Spelling Syndrome. A syndrome preventing you from properly spelling basic words just like the wise founder of BSS, Barry. Some BSS side effects can be Racism, Asexualism and emotional reactions to eggs.
Someone: “Hey can you help me spell Device?”
Barry with BSS: “D-E-V-I-S-E”
by Yerbamet August 9, 2022
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BSS

vinny is going BSSing
by Vinny23456677889674 November 4, 2011
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BSS soundpack

A sound pack made for the ToLiSs A321/A319 and FlightFactor A320 aircraft add-ons for X-Plane 11.

It is known for its lack of immersion and accuracy compared to other sound packs available on the market.
1: "The BSS Soundpack does not have the same level of detail and quality as the FlyByWire A32NX!"
2: "I know, they don't even use the right sound for the APU! It's better than the default sounds but a bit questionable imo"
by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023
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Jayden Gonzales bss

A dickhead who is also a fuck-boy but can be nice sometimes when he is not falling for people. plays baseball thinks he the best he is not the best . Cant tell when there is a problem, blind when in love,doesn't communicate.But he can be funny. extremely annoying
he is acting like such a Jayden Gonzales bss , when he when he with his friends .
by friend not really March 25, 2019
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