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Bristol Fashion

Originally a nautical term, Bristol Fashion means "conforming to the highest standards of seamanship." A boat that is maintained in absolutely perfect condition can be described as "shipshape & Bristol Fashion."

The term is frequently applied outside the boating world, however. A cooler stocked with ice cold beers, an old truck that's been tuned to run just right, a steak cooked perfectly, or an immaculate lawn could all be described as being in Bristol Fashion.
"Have you seen Old Man Nelson's lawn? That guy keeps his yard in Bristol Fashion."
by KBLI September 11, 2009
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McKenna Bristol

Girl who is extremely into cakes. Aspiring pastry chef. Will make millions one day, doing what she loves to do; Baking!
I want to be just like McKenna Bristol! She makes millions and all she has to do is bake cakes!
by !@##@ April 19, 2009
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Brystal

A beauty that comes from the heart. She has a stunning smile, a vibrant, and positive energy force. Don't underestimate her she can do anything she sets her mind too.
Brystal could receive a college scholarship for softball and never played softball in high school.
by TLC VIolet April 25, 2013
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Brystallish

Overly cheerful; overly positive and/or cheesy, often in a very cliché manner. Originating from the character Brystal Lynn Evergreen from The Land of Stories series.

Noun: Brystality/Brystal

Adverb: Brystallishly

Verb: Brystalize/Brystal
Many motivational phrases such as "Follow your dreams!" are often extremely brystallish.
2. I thought that the brystallish therapist used too many encouraging words when talking to me.
3. It is common to britstalize stories when retelling exciting events.
4. "Ugh, don't be such a Brystal!"
6. The teacher started to brystal when teaching her class about friendship and perseverance.
by Slitherkitten April 29, 2021
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bristol stool chart

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).
I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!
by castanza January 2, 2009
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bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.
Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol
by The Spike February 22, 2007
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bristol

bristol is a city in the southwest of England and the home of ket and raves. Most people go there to get smashed on a Saturday night. They have some of the best festivals, clubs and raves and the people are pretty chill too. You'll most likely find teens skating and smoking weed and uni students dressing poor.
"mate I wanna get pissed"
"lets head to bristol"
by dannydevitoslefttoe May 8, 2020
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