brown water rafting

When you're walking up or down stairs naked and have explosive diarrhea, thus creating a "shit waterfall."

"I got so drunk last night i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and instead went brown water rafting."

by frankiehustle July 1, 2015

chief brown water

what you call yourself when you have liquid poo.

Call me chief brown water because I just pissed out my ass in your bathroom.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

Brown water rafting

When you give a girl an enema and have anal sex while the enema is draining out

I went Brown water rafting with my ex. That's why she's my ex.

by EOGUY July 24, 2015

Dirty Brown Water

A southern term for white trash.

Angels kids have turned out to be nothing more than dirty brown water.

by bigwhitecockerspaniel November 6, 2018

brown water trick

the act of deception in which a patron at a self-serve beverage dispensary orders water but in fact fills his/her cup with a soda/lemonade/tea of some sort that would otherwise have cost money. usually pulled by those who fleet and jesse.

(after sitting down at a fast food establishment)

guy 1: yo i thought you got water with your crunchwrap supreme?

guy 2: thats what the man thinks, but i just pulled that brown water trick nukka!!!

guy 3: is you rollin?

guy 2: bitch i might be!

by Brew-HaHa December 10, 2009

dirty brown water trash

a white trash person who smells like garbage and looks like garbage too

tom hanks is dirty brown water trash

by harrymccrabhat January 9, 2013

Dirty Brown Water Trash

Essentially a collection of grossness that accumulates in kiddy pools at country music festivals. This includes but is not limited to: overcooked brats, dirty sandals, used band aids, shitty mud, etc

Did you see Amber splashing around in that Dirty Brown Water Trash last night? Not really surprised at all

by TheREALChickenMan July 21, 2019