bromosexual

When you and a group of your bros have a common bond that makes you sorta gay but not gay.

Me and my bros aren’t acting homosexual , we acting bromosexual.

by Papi Paredes January 18, 2019

bromosexual

When guys always hang with their guys and are basically their boyfriends.

"you are sucha bromosexual, all you ever do is hang out with your guy friends"

by alyssa8888 October 20, 2008

bromosexual

Used to define any self-absorbed idiot who is willing to do anything to see their name in urban dictionary.

brohan the bromosexual is an attention hog as his mommy neglected him when he was a kid.

by a goodtbuser May 9, 2005

bromosexual

A person with a sexual preference of that same sex who is still able or "stable" (for short) to kick it with "the bro's", or able to "bro out"

Yo that bromosexual made us build a fuckin pyramid.

Yo the bromosexual is making daviess give him a foot massage.

by Bro from D-block January 13, 2008

bromosexual

To be a gay bro.

Hey that fag in his raised truck is so bromosexual!

by Bear Norris March 25, 2009

Bromosexual

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

bromosexuality

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

by missLyma March 13, 2009