An extremely obese person who enjoys rolling around in marshmallow fluff while in her undies and a neon bra and making cake while booty dancing to ghettoass music. Weighs approximatley 975 pounds, comopletely adorable, and is a lesbian on occassion.
by fluffypants April 04, 2009
A crazy bitch that happens to be fucking amazing, and is the best friend of a kickass girl named kristin who also is fucking amazing. They are both cupcake whores.
Brittan invited Kristin to smoke a joint with her on the 50 yard line of the football field, who gladly accepted, as long as brittan brought cupcakes.
by the brittan/kristin experience January 28, 2008
The Brittan Binder (A.K.A. Bull frog) is an amphibian in the order Analla (meaning "butt-less" from Greek an-, without + alla, butt). Adult brittans are characterised by long hind legs, a short body, webbed digits, protruding eyes and the absence of a soul. Most Brittans have a semi-aquatic lifestyle, but move easily on land by jumping, climbing, or bumming rides off of friends. They typically lay their eggs in puddles, ponds,or in the dark caverns of Ali Blackstone. Adult Brittans follow a Voracious diet, mostly of Burgers, tacobell and the occasional male genetalia. Brittans are most noticeable through their mating call which resembles that of a Hawthorne Heights song. This can be widely heard throughout bernardsville and pottersville NJ.
by Robin Binder July 29, 2006
"why should i care? its just a Brittan Fox Dean"
by sdfasdfds September 22, 2006
Brittan is him
by fgfgfgy November 22, 2021
*in a text message
person 1: Hey do you wanna take a vacation to brittan?
person 2: You spelled Britain wrong idiot.
person 1: Hey do you wanna take a vacation to brittan?
person 2: You spelled Britain wrong idiot.
by DA_SOOP_MAN August 04, 2024
by SueSylvester August 02, 2021