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salvia break 

When you are bored in school/work and take a "bathroom break." Then, instead of going to the bathroom, you just smoke salvia and trip balls for five minutes. Then, you calmly go back and act like nothing happened.
Dude #1: "Oh my god, this class fucking sucks, I wish there was something that could make it better."
Dude #2: "Just go on a salvia break."
Dude #1: "What a great idea! See you in 5!"
salvia break by Stoner69 October 5, 2013
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To fuck someone so hard that you "break" them.
"Beck is so hot, I want him to break me!"
break me by Not Riley H October 19, 2019

Winter Break Syndrome 

The feeling of disappointment when one's dream that their expectations for a fun and relaxing winter break is shattered by the reality that it is boring as hell.

Symptoms include:
1. Copious amounts of laptop usage
2. Sleeping as much as humanly possible, or superhumanly if one is particularly sloth-like
3. Mass texts to friends to see what they are doing
4. Watching movies with parents only to be asked every 5 minutes "I fell asleep, who is that person?"
5. Family relatives you could ignore at school swarm over you en masse, destroying any privacy you hoped to have
Mass Text: Suffering winter break syndrome, save me...

stroke break 

similar to a smoke break, but instead of smoking, the person jerks off
Wow!! this project is really stressing me out. I'm gonna go take a stroke break. Be back in a few
stroke break by workaholic694u November 2, 2011

on break baby 

On a Break Baby – Is when someone, usually a man, has a child while “on a break” from a serious relationship. (i.e. long-time girlfriend or fiancé). When news of the love child with the “side piece” or “jump-off” is revealed, the man’s only option is to confess to fathering a child while “on a break” of the relationship.”
Ex. Did you hear that Joe and Lisa are engaged and expecting a baby?
That’s great news! I didn’t know Lisa was pregnant.
She’s not. Joe had an “on break baby” when he and Lisa were broken up.
on break baby by Doolittle 12 January 2, 2014

fast break 

when a vette passes by or an avalanche passes by a chevelle
phewwww that a fast break, vette pass by thats a fast break
fast break by PhiL dA CooKa August 14, 2009
Short for tolerance break. When using drugs, a tolerance break is a period of deliberate cessation of usage in order to lower tolerance to the drug, thereby increasing its efficacy upon re-use.
I've been smoking every day for the last several months and now it takes like three bowls to get me stoned, I really need to take a t break.
t break by akinae December 27, 2011