break a leg

Often said to an actor before an audition by his/her mis-informed peers.
They belive that if he/she does break their leg they will be in a cast for weeks.
Idiots

1- Big audition today, wish me luck!
2- Break a leg
1- You're an ass

by Ashier January 6, 2010

Break a Leg, Not a Condom!

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.

When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010

break a leg sleeping

You tell this to a person when you want to wish someone a good nights sleep.

-Break a leg sleeping. -Thanks

by darulis June 18, 2020

Devil breaks his leg

Russian phrase mostly used to describe places that are really hard to get to/get through

This road is so broken that the devil breaks his leg

by Смешнявка Обыкновенная April 21, 2021

I'd break her legs

A phrase coined by the supersexual luke N.Tall by mistake.

Mike: I'd feed it to that bitch
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)

by R.M April 12, 2005

Break the legs off the spider

The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.

" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

He breaks your heart I break his legs

A phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he's there for her. Example: He will beat the living shit out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ what happened?" Most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.

Sally: I might go out with Johnny.
Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs.
Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ."
Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike?
Mike: Yup.
Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now..
Mike's thought: oriighht

by MrDinkleberry November 6, 2005