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Highly attractive housewife: I just wish i had some paper towels.
Brawny Man: Here are some towels mam.
Highly attractive housewife: That plaid makes me dizzy, oh i feel faint..
Brawny Man: Sorry, you aren't my type...maybe if you were naked and painted blue. You don't except quarters do you?
Brawny Man: Here are some towels mam.
Highly attractive housewife: That plaid makes me dizzy, oh i feel faint..
Brawny Man: Sorry, you aren't my type...maybe if you were naked and painted blue. You don't except quarters do you?
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B. Green Kool-Aid and rocket fuel.
C. Drink of choice for winning . . . . anything (running, walking, waving, yelling, complex mechanical repair etc.)
it's got what plants crave.
B. Green Kool-Aid and rocket fuel.
C. Drink of choice for winning . . . . anything (running, walking, waving, yelling, complex mechanical repair etc.)
it's got what plants crave.
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