The Branson

Ah, the Branson—a libation as alluring as the Ozark hills, its genesis inspired by the vibrant, yet quaint Branson, Missouri. Picture a tableau of country music, twinkling theater lights, and verdant golf courses. Now translate that into liquid form. Infused with the effervescent zing of sugar-free Red Bull, harmoniously mingled with the apple-infused aristocracy of Crown Apple, the Branson is punctuated by a sultry splash of cranberry juice—a nod to the fleeting colors of an Ozark sunset.

Like Branson itself, this cocktail is a paradox: sophisticated yet approachable, bustling yet tranquil. To sip the Branson is to be transported to a lakeside theater where banjos play softly and every firefly adds a flicker to your night. Just one taste, and you're no longer a tourist; you're part of the legend.

I’d like to order The Branson please, make it a double.

by DJ Ski October 4, 2023

Branson

hot guy that stands out in a big group and gets along with everyone,very good with the ladies and is good at getting his way and can be very sweet. Loves to make everyone laugh at his jokes

That Branson kid is hilarious!!

by ThatGirlEveryoneKnows November 28, 2018

Branson

To receive a gay sex act of oral or hand releif from a recently married man.

"look at him he's itching for a branson"

by gmagic May 15, 2006

Branson

A virgin derived from the owner of 'Virgin' - Richard Branson

Person A: "Mate i horsed da life clean outta her"
Person B: "No ya didn't ya Branson"

by Big Craig aka Legend February 25, 2008

Branson

Very sexy individual with huge peen, sexy eyes and gets all the pus.

I just wish I could be like Branson.

by Shalacadoodle September 30, 2019

branson

bran'sun / bran'sund

Getting a BJ or hand relief off a recently married man.

1) "I got a Branson off the next door neighbour last night while his wife was indoors taking a bath....."

2) "My boss in accounts nealt down and Bransoned me while i was standing at the photocopier yesterday"

by gmagic May 13, 2006

Branson

To be hit in the head with more than one of the plastic tubs used at the airport for luggage screening.

Quit bothering me or I’ll Branson you with these tubs.

by ganger2 February 19, 2017