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Brainfuck

A very minimalist programming language, having a total of eight instructions. Brainfuck is turning complete. Programs written in BF are necessarily obfuscated, as the entire set of commands are as follows: + - < > , .
Hello World in Brainfuck:
++++++++++>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.
>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
by Luca Kaceem Butler Masters January 29, 2004
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brandice

A person who is highly perceptive and intuitive with a wonderful imagination and the ability to manifest their dreams in reality. They are able to create joy, security and harmony for themselves and in the lives of others by the support and dedication which they give. Often the center of influence people admire their fine qualities and follow their example. Much happiness is gained through their willingness to serve good causes.
I love brandice, she is sexy.
by kylie rose June 14, 2008
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brainticle

Etymology: from English brain and testicle.

The organ used by a majority of human males in everyday decision making.
That new secretary is useless. The boss was really thinking with his brainticles when he hired her.
by Nuketard February 21, 2009
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Brainjacking

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.
"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)
by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009
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Brainfucking

Having an intellectual conversation with someone, at such an intense level that you reach mental orgasms, as if both brains were having sex.
Brainfucking:

"We don't only have physical sex, we also brainfuck a lot. She gives me amazing mental orgasms"
"Lucy likes brainfucking better than actual sex"
by immaterial labour February 5, 2015
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Brandice

in words she is...
beautiful, clumbsy, musical, passionate, cute, loud, herself, creative, outspoken, attentive, curious, charming, dorky, unusual, open minded, sexy, petite, soft, eccentric, exciting, whimsical, upbeat, self-concious, unique, original, colorful, luminous, compasstionate, old fashioned, good natured, modest, shy, and just unforgetable...
all these words dont even come close to trying to describe her...
the faint scent of her hair gives me goose-bumps, the touch of her soft, fair skin takes my breath away... she is Brandice
by I Think I Love Her March 18, 2010
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brainduck

brainduck means total fool. duck means zero , someone with zero brains.
Shut up! you brainduck. Are u a brainduck?
by xorkes November 15, 2011
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