Bradley Morning Wood

The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine

Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"

by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022

Wipe my Bradley

To clean, or remove the excrement from the exterior of one's anus, so as to maintain hygiene and remove any odour; with emphasis on 'Bradley' signifying the anus as a colloquialism.

Amber didn't know if she had enough paper left so she questioned if she should 'Wipe my Bradley'

by Noonga Spoonga June 29, 2009

Where's Bradley

1. Band from New Jersey with the power to save rock and roll music.Provide no bullshit hard rock in a time were only emo pussies and metal idiots are popular.Its rumored they sold their souls in order to bring rock music back to it's glory

"Where's Bradley's hard rock mentality and music prowess can be seen at their live shows"

by John O'Toole July 29, 2008

Wet Bradley

When you're hanging out virtually with the boys and you just have to crank one out.

I was playing Warzone with the fellas and I realized I needed to ejaculate. I did a quick Wet Bradley in the first circle to make sure I was ready for the rest of the game.

by Dunk Pacino February 24, 2021

william bradley

fucked up friend that tells shitty jokes

william bradley you a cunt

by ninjalegend February 4, 2018

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An absolute bozo. On May 24, 2019, he committed a crime which he described only as "13 kids. 1 flamethrower."

His name isn't William, it's Williuam Billiuam Will Bill Liam Bradley Rice Krispy Treat!
Williuam Billiuam Will Bill Liam Bradley Rice Krispy Treat is such a bozo.

by Illuminati Zoldyck August 13, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025