Brother Joe

A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.

Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.

by alfredoalfonso September 10, 2016

mud brothers

" Mud brothers are like people who grow up with each other without coming from the same peers , though reality and struggle and pain , happiness and joy it could be more then one but its a family outside your house whole"

" NAH WE AINT BLOOD BROTHERS WE MUD BROTHERS'

by jehahn January 31, 2017

Brother Nero

A name created by Matt Hardy best used to describe a unfaithful traitor(namely Jeff Hardy)

Brother Nero shall be deleted from the history books.

by Señor Benjamin August 26, 2016

Brother Joe

A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.

Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.

by Nnn3RVO September 11, 2016

Brometheus

A friend who allows you to borrow a lighter. Named after the Greek god who gave fire to humans.

Francis: Hey bros, anyone got a lighter? I'm tryna spark this doobie.
Chad: Yeah bro I got you.
Francis: Thanks Brometheus.

by YouHaveToCallMeDragon July 7, 2012

Dutchie Brothers

Underground crew formed in the Bronx in the early 1980's (circa. 1981)specializing in promoting peaceful parties thoughout the Bronx for the purpose of brotherhood amongst, and the uplifting of, the hip-hop generation. Heavy emphasis on Weed. Credo "Come in peace or leave deceased". Sponsored "Inter-Racial" get high between beer drinking white boys and weed smokin' Ricans after racial tension boiled over at area high school. Sponsored annual Christmas Parties, girls got in free, guys get in with a tray or nickel bag of weed, or beer-school ID required. A real comraderie developed as a result of these parties. These were the pre-crack days mind you so it was all harmless fun.

Yo, the Dutchie Brothers are throwing a Zoo-Bang. DJ Scorpio & Magic throwing a jam at Poe Park.

by Buggin' E-Z April 12, 2009

Apache Brothers

Similar to Eskimo Brothers; two men who have received hand jobs from the same girl.

Guy 1: I just got a hand jibber from Jenny!
Guy 2: dude I got one from her last week!
Guy 1: apache brothers! *high 5*

by RodmanRuxin November 26, 2014